Me! o-mid n., Omid 1) One particular, and very distinct member of a medium sized species related to the order anthropoid, a member of the genus Homo and especially of the species H. sapiens. Although it is agreed that he possesses a great deal of intelligence, a false sense of balance is struck by his severe lack of wisdom. He is further characterized by his ridiculous intake of sugars, with a unique talent to store the energies obtained for a most inappropriate time. He is well known to break the events of each day into a seemingly never-ending stream of stories; all of which he would love to relate to you if you please, but just as happily to himself if you do not. Although certainly not representative of the race, can generally be considered a desirable specimen. Warning: Not to be taken out on formal social occasions.

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